Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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