plz talk dirty to me
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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