And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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