I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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