I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
