He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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