You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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