so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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