its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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