I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
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