if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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