why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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