just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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