this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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