I swear she didn't look like that last week.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
She announced her abortion via fbk
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
