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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
My pussy is not your playground.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Your shirt... Was in my pants
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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