I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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