Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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