I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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