I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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