why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Randomize
