I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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