They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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