it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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