when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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