Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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