none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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