he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
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