So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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