I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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