i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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