With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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