"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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