But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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