I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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