If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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