dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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