What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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