I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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