no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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