: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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