i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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