if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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