Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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