I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Randomize
