It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
