If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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