but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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