We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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