i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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